What the Fudge- Mom Moments!!
- Oct 6, 2017
- 2 min read
There are those mothering moments where you think "What the Fudge"! It's not funny at that second but looking back it was pretty funny. Here are stories that will guaranteed to make you laugh at all the crazy moments of motherhood.

Wardrobe Malfunction
As always before I leave for work, I give me daughter plenty of hugs and kisses before I grab my mug filled with green/lemon tea, tote bag and purse then rush head out the door. Kortney was 3 yrs old at the time and was staying at my parents home during my work shift. I reached over to enclose the snaps on my heels when I got tackled from behind by my daughter. I stumble to my knee, as I reached around grabbed my snuggle buddy to give her one more hug and kiss. After, work I had a dance rehearsal, Hubby was picking up Kortney. I did not have to be late, so I rushed into the locker room to change. When I noticed my suit jacket. UGH!!! Dried up snot!! Apparently that last minute hug from my daughter was not a hug but a swipe of her nose unto my suit jacket. the WHAT THE FUDGE for me was HOW did I get through the day and nobody said anything!!!
-LaKora White
Toothpaste Misfire

My 3 year old daughter and I have a morning routine. We meet at the bathroom sink to brush our teeth. So as she stands on the sink and I stand near her. I begin to lean into the sink to spit. Lily leans in and spits in the sink too. However, my head was still in the sink while she was spitting as well. She looks at me and say, "I'm brushing my teeth too, WHAT"!
-Shameire Taylor







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